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Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Breaking the Spell: Chap 05 - The Evolution of Stewardship

Some ideas like language just pass themselves along with no conscious effort. Some ideas, like calculus, require dedicated cultivation. In a similar way, the next important step for the evolution of religions was to go from a spontaneous and self directed phenomena to one that was consciously cultivated.

Just as folk music is different from classical music, religion becomes a very different beast when there are people consciously tending it and directing it's evolution. As a consciously distinct human enterprise there are now different evolutionary pressures in place which are affected by the interests of the special class of people who have assumed a role of authority in the religion.

The move to organized religion most likely occurred when agriculture allowed large numbers of us to move into cities. This started the formation of religion "guilds". Possibly it was also at this time that religions started affiliating themselves with the "kleptocracies" and formed a mutually beneficial relationship that would enforce the kleptocrats rule and keep the leaders of the various religions in power.

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Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Microwave Baby

I think every one's seen this by now. The most interesting thing about this to me is that it is further evidence that people don't *really* believe what they say they believe.

Here is a young man who is trying to serve the lord. His wife vouches for him as a good person and god fearing sort. And yet no one beside his wife takes his claim of "the devil made me do it" seriously for even a moment. Isn't this exactly how the devil would work? Cause someone to do unspeakable evil and then force them to live through the consequences? Any thing to discredit a faithful servant of god. Where was the court appointed demonologist? Did they pray for guidance to determine what level of demoniac possession was involved? No. Thankfully, no one takes the idea of demon possession very seriously when it comes to the deranged behavior of a father with a microwave.

You could see this as more religious craziness. I see it as the slow creeping tide of the secular world view.

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Monday, May 28, 2007

Infidel Links - 2007-05-28

Doctrines the Catholic church is currently reconsidering

Larry Flynt has some final words about his buddy Jerry

I guess they couldn't afford the 21 gun salute

Most. Disturbing. Fatwa. Ever.

Dentists for Jebus

Christian school science fairs are my favorite

What's more obnoxious: loud mouth fundies or loud mouth atheists?

If you want to get your ass kicked by Chuck Norris, then go ahead and outlaw Christianity. Go on I dare ya!

Parfum d' Jebus

This will cost an arm and leg to replace

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Thursday, May 24, 2007

Gratefulness: I give up!

[what are you talking about dude?]

OK, I give up, this phase of my enlightenment project is too stupid to continue. I can actually feel the enlightenment ebbing from my soul (or the place where I *would* have one) with every gratefulness entry. I guess I'm more a no-pain-no-gain kinda guy when it comes to my enlightenment. And this gratefulness stuff is just too new-agey/enlightenment-lite for me. Starting next month I'll have a new enlightenment project and until then:

I'm not grateful fer nuthin'.

ps. and don't forget: all terrorists believe in Intelligent Design.

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Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Jerry Falwell and friends



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Man, I'd love to see this video some time

It would be magically delicious to be sure. I think it will never cease to amaze that adults can honestly believe in Noah's ark.


Q. "Were there dinosaurs on the ark?"

A. "I'm no scientist, but I believe that men and dinosaurs were here together. I don't know what caused the extinction of dinosaurs, but their remains are here and the fossils are evidence without question. So, I believe that there was a healthy pair of dinosaurs on the ark and that they took up as much space as they wanted."


"I'm no scientist....", but I do feel I can believe whatever the hell I want.

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Gratefulness: computers

[what are you talking about dude?]

I really, really, really love them. And yes I love them so much that I want to marry them. All of them.

I am grateful for computers.

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Monday, May 21, 2007

Gratefulness: angels

[what are you talking about dude?]

Yeah, that's right, angels. If I can be grateful to an imaginary being, why not be grateful *for* imaginary beings as well? I thought I'd take a look at the site that inspired this whole gratefulness project for some inspiration. And well, being grateful for angels sort of jumped out at me.

I am grateful (gag) for (choke) angels.

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Gratefulness: yoga

[what are you talking about dude?]

Tai chi is really relaxing. I'm no expert but I've found the few courses I've taken to be surprisingly effiecitent at putting me in a physically relaxed state. Physically relaxed, but mentally irritated to no end. The absolute torrent of BS the instructors issue forth about chi and fabricated stories about the feats of tai chi masters always threatened to undo my calm. But yoga turns out to be a better balance of physical and metaphysical. At least for classes at our local health club the "spiritual" aspects are so little emphasized that when they do get mentioned in class they really stand out. If you've never done yoga, it's an ass kickingly good exercise. And the best part for me is that I'm fairly inflexible to start with so I have a lifetime of improvement ahead of me.

I am grateful for yoga

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Sunday, May 20, 2007

Infidel Links - 2007-05-20

Does any one have anything positive to say about Jerry Fallwell? (Um, no).
No. No. No. No. No. No.

More from the fourth horseman: Hitchens

Time to ban a book filled with rape, murder, incest, ... Yes, that book

Seeing and Believing - persecution of atheists (20/20)

Time for an unbaptism?

Atheists with an Attitude

Have you made your Creationism themed family vacation plans yet?

All hail the space-god battling turtles

No one this reasonable could possibly get elected

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Saturday, May 19, 2007

Gratefulness: Harry Belafonte

[what are you talking about dude?]

Come on! He's awesome. We've been listening to him almost non-stop for the last week. My kids found a tape of him in a big box of things-I-haven't-seen-since-the-80s. And they've been playing it almost continuously ever since. And I'm not even close to sick of it. I mean, dude, Day-O!

I am grateful for Harry Belafonte.

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Sense and Goodness without God

I can't figure out what to do with ideas like should or ought. For instance from my readings in linguistics (a career path I long considered pursuing) it is impossible for me to think of proscriptive grammar as in any way meaningful. To paraphrase Steven Pinker, just like we don't "correct" a whale while it's vocalizing it's undersea aria, it just doesn't make sense to talk about "correct" grammar. It's valuable to have a shared grammar that we all conform to, but there is no sense in which it is "correct" or best.

This is how I see morality as well. We have a morality module that works a certain way and has a certain job. I know what people mean by right and wrong and ought. I just happen to think it's as meaningless as saying that French is a better language than German. You may have strong aesthetic intuitions about the subject, but at the end of the day it's a meaningless stance. Does this make me the worst kind of ethical relativist? Maybe. The strange thing is that when I discuss this idea with people it often turns out that we agree on how people "should" act and why they act the way they do, etc. So it's possible that it's just a big semantic disagreement. But I still feel like I just can't make sense of "ought".

Having been thinking about such things, it was interesting to run into this online video lecture of Richard Carrier (and also some notes of the event). He *does* believe in right and wrong and ought. And I found I was agreeing with almost everything he said. Yet I still can't make sense of "ought". I guess I'll have to watch the video again. In any case his book "Sense and Goodness without God" went on my reading short list.

If you've never read him before he's a great writer. His blog is worth following and he's got a butt load of great essays at infidels.org.

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Friday, May 18, 2007

Gratefulness: grandparents

[what are you talking about dude?]

So I never really understood what grandparents were about until I had kids. I mean, they're good natured and give presents and don't smell too much but they just didn't fit nicely into my world view. But now I understand. They are all about travelling across the country to provide free babysitting for extended periods of time. Sweeeet!

I am grateful for grandparents.

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Thursday, May 17, 2007

Flock of Dodos

This sounds interesting. Here's the film website. And the predictable response.

It will be interesting to see if he covers the inevitable link between belief in ID and terrorism.

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clip: unintelligently designed rabbits
clip: outtakes

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Gratefulness: dentists

[what are you talking about dude?]

OK, to be honest I can still taste blood in my mouth from my trip to the dentist 9 hours earlier. I seriously believe that the hygenist was re-enacting a scene from Marathon Man. Any way it's still pretty good to know that I'll be able to keep my teeth in good working order most of my life with a little help from my friendly neighborhood dentist (and friends).

I am grateful for dentists.

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Breaking the Spell: Chap 05 - Religion, The Early Days

The previous chapter was about laying the groundwork for understanding the brain modules that are in place that make religious belief possible. This chapter is about looking at the factors in play that cause various religion-like memes to win out over others.

Religious thoughts survive if we keep them in mind and share them with others. Any thought that can get itself rehearsed a lot will have the best chance. One way to get rehearsed is to actually work. For instance appealing to our dead ancestors for strategic advice may "work" in the sense that it subconsciously lets us make the decision ourselves. We *knew* what to do but somehow pretending the answer came from our dead ancestors gives us the emotional distance required to see things a little more objectively or perhaps just the courage to act on them.

Another way for ideas to get rehearsed and shared is if they take advantage of some brain flaw and at least *seem* to work. One possible flaw is the "superstition effect" where we tend to over include factors in our environment when considering cause and effect. We are especially vulnerable to this when cause and effect are effectively random (e.g. doing rain dances to affect the weather).

Of ideas that work or seem to work we will tend to favor those that are "interesting". One way that an idea can be interesting is for it to differ from everyday phenomena enough to stand out but is not so "crazy" that we'd have trouble remembering it. For instance, a hammer is a little boring. An invisible hammer that can sing songs about the color of desire while rotating inwardly along it's axis of saltiness will be hard to keep in mind. A talking hammer just does the trick.

Idea transfer can also take advantage of the parent/child relationship. It seems pretty clear that children are preprogrammed to accept as gospel whatever their parents say. Once an idea infiltrates the belief system it will have easy access to the next generation via this mechanism.

Paradoxically it may be the case that some ideas get rehearsed more simply because they are incomprehensible. The suggestion here is that an idea that actually makes sense will be stored in your brain as a "rough idea". This will make it susceptible to morphing as you recall it or share it with others. One requirement for the durability of an idea is that it not change too much. Therefore an idea that has to be memorized as rote will resist morphing and have enhanced fidelity.

One of the possible reasons for why religion thrives is that most people are, to some degree, susceptible to the power of suggestion. This may have had an evolutionary advantage in he age before medicine. The immune response is an expensive function of the body. It's much safer to run full bore if you are around people who can care for you. (Perhaps this is the mechanism behind the placebo effect). In any case this is one plausible candidate for why suggestibility should exist in the first place.

I find the above to be a pretty interesting conjecture. But I also know from experience that it is hilariously far from something a religious person would even start to take seriously. Why should they? They have a book with the answers completely laid out on every issue rather than a mishmash of vague speculation.

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Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Gratefulness: airplanes

[what are you talking about dude?]

Isn't that cool how you can get in this metal tube, wait a few hours and magically be in a place so far away from your starting place that only a few generations ago it would have taken weeks to get to the same place? Well, I think so at least.

I am grateful for airplanes.

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Intelligent Design = Terrorism?

There can be no doubt that belief in intelligent design is a necessary precondition for terrorism. If you don't believe in a creator who made the heavens and the earth and has a special place for you when you die, then you won't sacrifice yourself in this life. Preventing children from learning ID essentially inoculates them from becoming a terrorist.

Furthermore can there be any doubt that one of the goals of the 9/11 hijackers was the forced teaching of ID in this country? People, their goal is to make this country a theocracy. They teach ID in science class rooms in theocracies. And this is not just true of the 9/11 "folks", this is true of our home grown Christian terrorists as well. You can be sure of little else on this earth friends, but we know that all terrorists share a belief in ID and a desire to force you to adopt it.

The question isn't whether there is a causal link between ID and terrorism. The question is: is it even conceivable to have a case of terrorism that *didn't* come from an IDer?

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007

How to kill off Intelligent Design once and for all

It's almost too easy.

Every time someone starts talking about Intelligent Design remind them that the 9/11 hijackers all believed in Intelligent Design. Next pause a second or two then turn to them and ask in a slightly concerned voice: You don't support terrorism do you?

Remember kids: ID = terrorism.

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Gratefulness: Joss Whedon

[what are you talking about dude?]

OK, I admit it. I'm a total Joss Whedon fanboy. I had seen an episode or two of Buffy when it first came out and it just seemed sort of silly so I gave it a pass. Many years later when Firefly arrived, ever desperate for some scifi that doesn't completely suck I saw a few episodes and was blown away. And then of course I was crushed when the series was cancelled. Well I had to have more of Joss so my wife and I fired up Netflix and watched Buffy and Angel straight thru. Every episode had me saying: I am not worthy. I will go on record saying that the all musical episode of Buffy is the finest hour of TV in any genre. Evar! And of course the fact that he's an atheist just sweetens the deal.

I'm grateful for Joss Whedon.

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Monday, May 14, 2007

Gratefulness: refrigerator

[what are you talking about dude?]

As usual it's easy to notice and be grateful for things when they are not quite working. Today I realized a tupperware of leftovers that I had planned on taking to work had gone past it's freshness date. Goodbye spinach pesto! I hardly knew ye! But still I had a refrigerator full of perfectly good food for the taking. How awesome is that? Food just sits in this box and stays edible for days/weeks.

I am grateful for refrigerators.

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Sunday, May 13, 2007

Infidel Links - 2007-05-13

Does god exist or not? Tell us Nightline. More. More. More

Sort of hard to believe that Disney approved this use of their intellectual property

I hope to get a room next to this guy in hell - Roy Zimmerman: Ted Haggard, Defenders of Marriage, Abstain with Me

God, I'd like to file a bug report

Have you thought about how your data is spending eternity?

Two words: Sabbath elevators. Feynman has some thoughts on this sort of thing.

More God cups at Starbucks

Can I interest you in some post rapture communication services?

Fanatical atheists:

Only believers need apply

Come on! We all know that god prefers Mormons

Make up your mind already! Is belief waxing or waning?

OK, this is hard to watch, but try dipping in every once in a while for a chuckle

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Gratefulness: my house

[what are you talking about dude?]

Today as I was watching pinball size hail try to destroy me and everyone I hold dear, it occurred to me how nice it was to be indoors.

I am grateful for my house.

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Saturday, May 12, 2007

Gratefulness: the internet

[what are you talking about dude?]

Or is that internets? Either way, how seriously cool was that of Al Gore to provide us this this series of tubes? For one, my job literally wouldn't even exist without the internet. Of course I barely have time to do my job *because* of the internet. :) Any way, I give the internet two opposable thumbs up.

I am grateful for the internet.

ps. I'm a little sceptical that the whole gratefulness thing is going to move me too far along the path of enlightenment. The flatulence experiment was more work and felt like a bigger pay off right away. But I'll give this the month. I'm also wondering if I'm actually grateful for 30 things...

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Friday, May 11, 2007

Gratefulness: South Park

[what are you talking about dude?]

The first episode I ever saw was pig makes love to an elephant (or something like that). I could tell that this was clearly a different show. It has gotten better every year since. If you've never seen their history of Mormonism episode, do yourself a favor and go find it now. You'll thank me. Dum dum dum dum dum.

I am grateful for South Park

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Thursday, May 10, 2007

Gratefulness: Bach

[what are you talking about dude?]

J. S. Bach. No one else is even close. 'Nuff said.

I am grateful for Bach.

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Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Gratefulness: my job

[what are you talking about dude?]

So I'm one of those people who has never gotten over the fact that we need to work for a living. I'd have plenty to do just playing video games and reading books among other things. This work thing is such a gross injustice it makes it hard to believe in a benevolent deity. :)

So no one is more surprised than I that I actually like my job. I like what I do (programmer with emphasis in automating sysadmin tasks), I like the people I work with and I like that I'm the main provider for my family. Don't get me wrong, work is evil and I do not forgive the universe for being designed in such a way that I can't just do what ever I want, when ever I want, but work is a surprisingly sweet evil.

I am grateful for my job.

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Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Gratefulness: Dawkins

[what are you talking about dude?]

Dawkins is the man! I know Sam and Daniel are working hard, but is there *any* doubt that Richard is the main driver of the whole "new atheism" thang? I mean who would have thought a couple years ago that there would be constant news stories and debates and best selling books coming out one after another. It's hard not to see him as the lead of this charge. Hopefully we can keep the momentum going. BTW, for a special treat I highly recommend listening to the audio book of The God Delusion. You are really missing half the fun by just reading the words. His reading of a letter from a Christian to Brian Flemming is just priceless.

I'm grateful for Richard Dawkins.

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Monday, May 07, 2007

Gratefulness: This American Life

[what are you talking about dude?]

I'm an NPR junky. Or at least I was until my wee ones arrived and started eating up all time in all waking moments. But there's one show that I have refused to miss and that is This American Life. Really irritates me to miss an episode. This weeks episode fittingly enough is about the Ten Commandments. I can't guarantee you'll like this show, but if you don't you might seriously consider getting professional help. Seriously.

I am grateful for This American Life.

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Sunday, May 06, 2007

Infidel Links - 2007-05-06

The fourth horseman: Christopher Hitchens on Lou Dobbs: God Is Not Great

OK, let's settle this "Does God exist thing" once and for all. (Starring this guy)

I guess I'll be moving to Turkey

Some information about heaven from an expert (this is some weird stuff)

Perhaps this guy just has really bad B.O.

Awesome (very old) science text book including the creation of man and the flood:

Praise aerobics. *sigh*

"But a monkey can't redeem the sins of the world!":

How to know if you are talking to a real Christian:

Penn Jillette: There Is No God (nice to listen to this again every once in a while)

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Gratefulness: electricity

[what are you talking about dude?]

I mean, come on. Electricity is cool. (The coolness of electricity occurred to me today when our electric lawn mower died.)

I am grateful for electricity.

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Saturday, May 05, 2007

Gratefulness: malware detectors/protectors/cleaners

[what are you talking about dude?]

Got something bad a week or so ago (even though I had up to date virus/firewall rules in place - serves me right for running windows). Partly my fault for not tricking out firefox with all the latest security goodies (I heart NoScript). But after much pain I got everything cleaned up and ready to go. SpyBot and HijackThis are your friends.

I am grateful for malware defenders.

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Don't hold your breath for a tsunami of atheism

Those TED talks continue to be fascinating. I happened to catch this one recently:

http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/view/id/112

If there was ever a person more primed to lose his faith, it's this guy. The fact that he's completely willing to rewrite all his beliefs in an attempt to account for a god that allows tsunamis but doesn't consider the other obvious possibility is pretty stunning. He's clearly a smart well spoken person, but the thought that there is no god, despite the fact that every attempt to make sense of god seems to have failed him, is not even on the table. What is he even getting from his religion at this point besides confusion?

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Friday, May 04, 2007

Gratefulness: dinosaur comics

[what are you talking about dude?]

This comic strip cracks me up like no other.

I am grateful for dinosaur comics.

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Thursday, May 03, 2007

Gratefulness: chocolate

[what are you talking about dude?]

I mean, come on! Talk about your dark masters.

I am grateful for chocolate.

(I think I'll go be grateful right now...)

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Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Gratefulness: emacs

[what are you talking about dude?]

Today I'm grateful for emacs. I've somehow become one of those crazy people who talks about their text editor affectionately like it's one of their children. It helps me be productive and is fun to use. I'm capable at using vim, but I'll always return to my dark master.

I am grateful for emacs.

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Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Adventures in Enlightenment: Gratefulness

Well my ethical experiment of controlling my flatulence has come to a conclusion. It was a tremendous success if I do say so my self. I'm now a more ethical person. My wife was thrilled with the noise reduction and improvement in environmental conditions. Her main criticism is that I saw this as a limited experiment and not a permanent life long behavior change. All I can say is, "that's science for ya". Some how she's not buying that explanation.

As you can see I've upgraded this project from merely improving my ethical state to one of increased enlightenment. If you can't achieve enlightenment through improved ethics, then what's the point? As if being ethical was a noble end in itself. Puh-lease! My next phase for May will be a month of gratitude. This was inspired by reading some John Horgan essays (highly recommended). One of these essays pointed me to this site. If an enlightened mystical monk recommends gratefulness as a practice, who am I to disagree?

Now one possible problem with this phase will be that I don't technically believe there is anything to be thankful to in some big cosmic sense. Perhaps surprisingly I don't think this matters. If it works to be thankful to a figment of your imagination then why not just be thankful to a non-figmentary nothing. Not much of a tweak really. Anyway my thought is that religion is a big evolutionary meme experiment. If they've hit on some successful techniques the point is "do they work" not their possibly mistaken interpretation of why it works. In any case, gratefulness it is.

My plan is to be grateful for one thing a day. There won't be any implied order of importance in this day to day ordering of gratefulness subjects but I will start with the thing that I truly am most grateful for and that is my wife and kids.

I am grateful for my wife and kids! They are awesome. They make it a pleasure to work my little programmer fingers to the bone.

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