Dear God, I'm thinking of a number
between 1 and 1,000,000. I hope you don't mind this little test. I will dedicate my life to serving your will and honoring your name if you can just give me this little sign. Please leave the evidence of your omniscience as a comment. Or for extra credit send it to my Bantu nicknamed account (I'm sure I don't have to tell you which I mean).
Any way, looking forward to hearing from you and finally having a purpose in life.
ps. Please also indicate which religion I should follow so I don't serve you in the wrong way.