Dear God, I'm thinking of a number
between 1 and 1,000,000. I hope you don't mind this little test. I will dedicate my life to serving your will and honoring your name if you can just give me this little sign. Please leave the evidence of your omniscience as a comment. Or for extra credit send it to my Bantu nicknamed account (I'm sure I don't have to tell you which I mean).
Any way, looking forward to hearing from you and finally having a purpose in life.
sincerely,
me
ps. Please also indicate which religion I should follow so I don't serve you in the wrong way.
posted by evtujo @ 7:38 PM
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4 Comments:
The number is 8, Fhumbi, 8.
Yeah, verily, Thou art Lord. Oh, um, what was the religion I'm supposed to follow?
No way, eway, the number is pi, and you're not God, I am!
Great post, Ev. ... cracked me up. -N.
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