Oh wise and powerful milk jug, grant me three wishes...
Actually I'm more of a metrosexual:
Who's ready to rock for our lord!?!?
There is no hell hot enough or deep enough for Deepak Chopra:
If chick tracts (http://www.chick.com/catalog/tractlist.asp) were written by Stan Lee:
In case you can't make it there in person, here is a walk through of the Creation Science Museum (click on the upper right panel to see previews of the rooms)
Some one is going to get some jihad action for portraying an image of the prophet: