Salvation Matrix
| Religion / Discipline | Saved from what? | Method |
|---|---|---|
| Yoga | the sin of inflexibility | stretching |
| Kamasutra | not enough interesting sex | put everything into every orifice from every orientation |
| Taoism | being out of sync with "The Way" | realizing that being out of sync is actually just being in sync |
| Voodoo | zombies | something to do with chicken blood... I need to check |
| Buddhism | suffering | fast and sit until suffering doesn't seem so bad anymore |
| Zen | illusion of self | ponder riddles until illusion of self implodes |
| GTD | disorganization | focus on efficiency |
| Judaism | losing Jewish identity | focus on your Jewish identity |
| Christianity | hellfire | simulated cannibalism and devotion to torture devices |
Any I forgot?
Labels: salvation
posted by evtujo @ 8:33 PM
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2 Comments:
Hey Fhumbi;
I think you're being too rigid here. Actually, everything in the "Saved" and "Method" columns
applies to Kamasutra....
Hah! You said rigid. I think I get the main thrust of your point.
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