Soul Drive

I know the whole Blasphemy Challenge is really popular with the kids these days, but if your soul is truly expendable then I would ask you consider donating through my charity Souls for Slides. Operating on the same principle as the Labels for Education charities, Souls for Slides collects unwanted souls and builds colorful, safe play areas for underprivileged kids. Why trade your soul for a movie that you could have seen for free on Google video?

Please make a difference in a child's life today. You may not be going to heaven, but you could make it heaven on earth for some lucky child. Donations accepted via PrayPal®. Thanks for your consideration.