It seems increasingly common for an anti-christian remark to be met with the response: "That's not fair. You wouldn't say that if I was Muslim". And they are right. It's not fair. To be fair I need to renounce / deny / criticize all religions equally. Of course there are so many and new one's being created all the time so at first it seems almost hopeless to achieve this goal of equal opportunity religion mocking.
And that's when it occurred to me I could use the power of programming.
So I present the following code to be used by anyone who feels that they want to be precise and exhaustive in their blaspheming.
#! /usr/bin/env python
# Blaspheme a collection of religions in a systematic
# and automatic fashion.
# This program is provided as is with no guarantees
# you won't spend an eternity in any of a variety of
# hells. If you make money or fame or something else
# by using this program then you owe me my fair share.
# Otherwise just enjoy....
print "As far as I'm concerned:"
print " There is no evidence that %s exists" % bs.deity()
print " Your prophet, %s, (if he even existed) was merely a human" % bs.prophet()
print " I hereby %s" % bs.unforgivable_sin()
# create BeliefSystem ("bs") objects
for bs in fantasy.delusional.belief_systems():
if __name__ == '__main__':